I have finally started writing my book, for the zillionth time, but started writing, I have. It's a fictional romantic type novel that I won't share too much about so idea thieves won't steal it and deprive me of the millions I intend to make from its publication. It doesn't matter that I have never been published nor ever completed any of my writing projects; I intend to be a best-selling author in the next year or two.

I started the project riding home on the metro rail system last week and I'm almost done with chapter one. I'll let you know how it goes. And you skeptics out there, I'll have to say I-told-you-so when the book hits stores and I start making millions.

Yes, making millions is my only reason for writing this book. Entertaining the public or sending a message that will impact lives will just be a side effect. Don't you know? It's what everyone is doing now. Just you take a look at the loads of information, new gadgets, new technology, etc. out there and you'll understand that it's just capitalism at work and nothing else.

Nobody REALLY wants to teach you or help you learn something that will benefit you or enrich your life. They just want to make money off of you, homey! (Hmnnh... homey? Nobody says that anymore, do they?) So remember that the next time you decide to sell your soul for the next new in-thing.